ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I wear drunk well.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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