wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize