You really coming over, don't trick.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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