This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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