Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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