We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you traded sex for a burrito?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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