he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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