You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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