My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Randomize