i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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