We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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