I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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