Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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