Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Everything about him screamed your future.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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