its not stalking. its research.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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