with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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