The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
