I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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