Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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