can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm like, not good at living.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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