my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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