elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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