Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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