Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
dude. I can hear the air.
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