I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I had to cum in my sink.
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