I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
