Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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