somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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