You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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