there's paper in my vomit.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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