i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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