after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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