we have officially lost it.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
where does the pee come out of this thing
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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