if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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