I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
