Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
