Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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