I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
