Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We need to get me chipped asap
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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