# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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