and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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