is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
