Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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