Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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