I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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