she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Bring me that man meat
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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