Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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