the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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