So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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