It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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