maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
