idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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