I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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