And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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