Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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