My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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