ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
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